Tom was born and raised on the south coast of England before moving abroad in the '90s. Since then, he has lived in a number of countries and is always looking for that 'perfect place' in which to finally settle down. He's currently living in Armenia and is more than happy to wait while you hunt for it on Google Maps. Tom likes to call his own unique brand of erotic comedy 'Adult Friction' - a blend of erotica and comedy, parody and pun. Sure, there is sizzling sex and romance even, but it is always tinged with a hint of hilarity. "Even a steamy scene can have a moment of mirth," he says, over-alliterating as usual. A lover of cats, Tom currently has two of the 'street' variety, neither of which loves him enough to do more than shred his clothes, furniture, or skin (depending on the time of day) or barf in those special places that only his bare feet will find. They are considerate that way. His search for a two-legged companion has, so far, come to nothing - a phrase which pretty much sums up his love life!